Uncle

Does your monkey have an uncle?

( "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" )

Wash

I got outside and washed the car.

Now my back hurts.

Bra

I'm watching "The Doctors," and they're saying it's not really necessary to wear a bra.

catfish

catfish are quite good cooked in canola oil.
I put salt on them and a red-colored spice that I can't think of the name of. I think it starts with an E

No. It's Turmeric..

speak

Speak now, or forever hold your piece.

frogs

I used to have a bunch of frogs, but they all croaked.

Bird

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

A-well-a

A-well-a everybody's heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody's talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a bird!

Surfin
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Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa pa oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow

Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow

Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Ba pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow

Songwriters: John Harris, Carl White, Al Frazier, Turner Wilson Jr.
For non-commercial use only.
Data From: Musixmatch

silhouettes

Silhouettes
The Rays

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Took a walk and passed your house
(Late last night)
All the shades were pulled and drawn
(Way down tight)
From within, a dim light cast two silhouettes on the shade
Oh, what a lovely couple they made
Put his arms around your waist
(Held you tight)
Kisses I could almost taste
(In the night)
Wondered why I'm not the guy whose silhouettes on the shade
I couldn't hide the tears in my eyes
Silhouettes silhouettes silhouettes
Ty-oh
Silhouettes silhouettes silhouettes,
Ty-oh
Lost control and rang your bell
(I was sore)
Let me in or else I'll beat
(Down your door)
When two strangers who had been two silhouettes on the shade
Said to my shock you're on the wrong block
Rushed down to your house with wings
(On my feet)
Loved you like I never loved
(You my sweet)
Vowed that you and I would be two silhouettes on the shade
All of our days, two silhouettes on the sha-ade
Silhouettes silhouettes silhouettes
Ty-oh
Silhouettes silhouettes silhouettes,
Ty-oh
Two silhouettes on the shade...

Songwriters: Salem Al Fakir, Tim Bergling, Ash Pournouri. For non-commercial use only.
Data From: Musixmatch

1957 song

(no subject)

Blondie and Pink are different people.

Pink is on Ellen the degenerate

As well as Jennifer Anniston

Fry Day

Tomorrow will the the day of the fries.
Fry day.
Everyone has to eat fries tomorrow.
😁

(no subject)

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/jiggers

Liotta

Ray Liotta died. He was 67.

Positive

Think positive. You have to have faith that everything is going to be allright.
Otherwise, you're having faith that nothing will work out right.
Whatever you have faith in, THAT will happen!

Believe that God loves you, and therefore HAS ALREADY MADE everything allright.

You are a child of God, if you believe in His Son, Jesus.
See John 3:16