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Uncle remus was a monkey, was an Indian boy...

What? Those don't go together? Well, shut mah mouf!

Ah hopes y'all's havin' a good mawnin'

Retard

Wriddich!

"You mean Riddick?"

NO, NO, NO, I hate Riddick!
AND his mentally retarded twin brother!

Umm...

Umm, you might want to do something with this lit stick of dynamite, 'cause *I* don't know what to do with it

(Everybody yells "RUN!!!!!!!")

NCR

Where I used to work:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCR_Corporation

babble

So the owl says "Who? Who are you?"
To which I reply "I don't know."

hehe

That's not what I was going to write.
I don't remember what I was going to write
(I'm old)
(And I have Parkinson's)

Let me think - OW! That hurts!

I think I'm related to the tower of babel - 'cause I babble so much.
Unrelated thoughts just keep blithering through my brain - what's left of it.
One version of "the candyman can"
Bill: Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

Children: The candyman?

Bill: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman


source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/w/willywonkaandthechocolatefactorylyrics/candymanlyrics.html

I don't think that's the version I was looking for.

Eek

Monkey says "Eek! Eek!"
A 3-wheeled conveyance is called a trikey
A 2-wheeled conveyance is called a bikey
A 1-wheeled conveyance is called a...

Wild carrot or poison hemlock

It is difficult to tell the difference between Queen Anne's Lace flower and Poison Hemlock flower

So do not eat either one of them!

(Queen Anne's Lace is also known as wild carrot)

(no subject)

"Quack"

That's what I said, Bunny Bread!

(Old Commercial)

Very old. Like me.

But when I say quack, I may mean that I'm qwacking up. Quack, quack.
Or I could say Beep beep, but there's not really anyone in my way.

Have you heard the story of Scrooge? I used to read comic books about Scrooge McDuck. Uncle of Donald Duck.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066344/plotsummary

It's from Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"