time

I have been wasting time.
Accomplishing nothing.
Also,
Fighting the fruit flies, drain flies, or whatever they are.

Exercised

I worked out.

At least, something works out.

Mother Goose

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Source: I Saw Esau (1992)

It’s raining, it’s pouring,
The old man’s snoring.
He got into bed
And bumped his head
And couldn’t get up in the morning.

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none.

This little piggy went ...

Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!

Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

And many, many more:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/mother-goose#tab-poems

6 foot tall bird

The cassowary is a 6-foot tall flightless bird that lives in northern australia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

Water

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

WAIT a minute! WHY on earth is there a WELL at the TOP of a HILL???

It must have been an artesian well.

stupid

America's Stupidest Home Videos is on.

movie

There's a movie on called Captain Marvel.
Brie Larson is Captain Marvel. She's an alien.
I've never seen this movie before.
It says it's a 2019 movie.
I don't go to movie theaters.