Beans

[purplecapuchinmonkey]

Told by my 94-year-old stepdad:

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel,
so lets have some more of this wonderful fruit!"

alternate: lets have some more of this wonderful meal


Apparently this is so old that no one knows when it was first started.

Comments

[cmcmck]

The version I grew up with:

Baked beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel
So baked beans for every meal

beans

[purplecapuchinmonkey]

Haha!